31 Ghosts — Home Repairs, Part 3

Part of me resisted calling this “Part 3” because, yes, it’s the same house Erin and Matt had to repair and adapt to, but you really don’t need to read either Part 1 or Part 2 because this isn’t their story. This is the other side of the house – or houses, really. And I didn’t intend to split this side of the story into two parts, but a) it’s late already and I really didn’t want to burn the midnight oil again, but also b) it feels right to split it here. So, enjoy your living energy and let’s see what’s behind Erin and Matt’s disturbances…

Norman knew something was different. The living had disappeared. That in and of itself didn’t change Norman’s routine – he still roamed the hallway of the bungalow. He vaguely remembered this spot when he was alive… but that was… distant. Prune Orchards… the ladder failed… the fall… darkness. When he woke up in the bungalow he didn’t recognize the surroundings, but he understood where he was – the attachment to place, to the land beneath the house.

And the young couple glowed with life. Newlyweds. Initially his roaming frightened them, but after some time they grew used to Norman’s nightly perambulations through the dark hallway and kitchen. When their kids were young they asked who the man in the overalls was. The couple always laughed nervously and told the kids it was no one… That was fine, too. Norman didn’t like being noticed, he just liked being there, drawing the warmth from the living.

As the kids grew and cried or spoke or rebelled or slammed doors or loved or left the energy ebbed and flowed and Norman ebbed and flowed with the house and in seemingly no time – Norman didn’t have any notion about the passing of time from his side of the veil – it was just him and the newlyweds in the house, though they moved more slowly than they had. And then there was just the woman with visits from the children. It was just her and Norman, and she smiled when his movement made the floorboards creak.

And then the house was quiet for a period. Norman didn’t know if it was quiet for a day, a week, an eternity… without the living, he moved slowly, but he watched. People came in, walked around, peering here and there, then left. Then new people. Finally, the same couple kept coming back – she was pregnant – and Norman could feel the life and energy. Then the house was filled with people – well, men. Men with tools.

His house shrunk.

Not all at once – the family wasn’t here and the men with tools were so temporary that he couldn’t draw energy, so the disappearing of his porch didn’t register until it was gone. And then the family room vanished. The kids’ rooms. Norman walked around the kitchen not exactly scared – he didn’t have that emotion anymore. More confused than anything. He had more energy for the small space and he didn’t realize he was knocking construction supplies over. Some of the men, they were scared. Some left for good. But it didn’t stop. Norman stood with his back against the south wall of the kitchen, the manifestation of being painted into a corner. And then he was in the wall and it was dark and Norman closed his eyes and slept.

George loved being dead.

Way more than being alive – in fact, he didn’t remember anything about his life. Not a thing. He remembered the pizza place he hung out in until it changed into an upscale bistro. The whole energy of the place shifted and George didn’t dig it. Then, one night, Tom and Susan were having dinner and just after the entrée Tom dropped to one knee and proposed to Susan. George watched how Susan lit up. But, damn, Tom was smooth! George followed them out of the bistro, rode home to their condo in Tom’s BMW. The condo was… alright. He enjoyed his forays through joined walls, but he felt anchored to Tom, so he mostly stayed in his unit.

When Tom and Susan moved into the big house, George couldn’t believe his luck. He had so much room to roam! And then there was a little baby that pointed over Susan’s shoulder at George as he pulled faces that made the child squeal with glee. Their second child adopted George as their invisible friend – well, invisible to her parents. George happily sat for make-believe tea parties, seated next to the tiger and blue dog stuffed animals, while her ten-year-old brother rolled his eyes at his baby sister; he didn’t seem to notice George directly anymore, and that was fine.

George hadn’t noticed the shift, but he spent less and less time paying attention to Tom and more time, well, with everyone all over the big house – downstairs in the kitchen, the living room, checking on the kids in their bedrooms upstairs and, sure, see how Tom and Susan were doing. But without realizing it, he had found his space.

So, when Tom, Susan, and the kids disappeared with their belongings in boxes he stayed. The little girl waved at him in her old window as they drove off in the Land Rover.

When Erin and Matt moved in, George could feel their joy for his house practically glowing. They weren’t Tom and Susan or the kids, but they brought a new energy. And they were in the house during the day! They’d work out of the former kids’ rooms and George availed himself of their conference calls – once, he saw another ghost behind one of Erin’s coworkers. They smiled at each other, but no one on the call noticed. George found his attachment to his house gave him the ability to interact with it and he really enjoyed opening the cabinets in the kitchen. The first time he felt a little bad because he didn’t mean to scare Erin. But they seemed to get used to it and he felt that if they didn’t exactly like it, they warmed to it in the same way he had warmed to their presence.

George noticed the water in the south wall but, to be honest, he didn’t really pay any attention – that was the one part of the house he didn’t feel really comfortable with. It just felt… different. But he didn’t dwell on it, until the night Susan screamed. George followed her gaze and saw the water had gotten through the wall. More than the water, though, he could feel something in the wall – a different energy…

When Erin and Matt both left, George wasn’t concerned – they left with luggage, not boxes. But then the men showed up with tools and scaffolding and went to work on the south wall. They didn’t even notice him opening the cabinets, so he left them in the kitchen and wandered upstairs.

He heard the men leave for the day and he came downstairs to close his cabinets, and stepped into the kitchen and froze.

“Who are you?” the man in overalls asked.

“I’m… I’m George,” George hadn’t spoken in so long… he didn’t remember the sound of his own voice at first. “W-who are you?”

“Norman. What are you doing in my house?”

“Your house? What are you doing in my house?”

31 Ghosts — Home Repair, Part 2

Like waiting for contractors, part 2 of Home Repair took a little longer than expected. If you haven’t read the first part of Erin and Matt’s encounter with their ghosts, check it out here. There’s a third part coming tomorrow, but this wraps up Erin and Matt…

Erin had no interest in home renovations. Or ghosts.

When she and Matt found this house it checked all their boxes – quiet neighborhood, walkable stores and restaurants, two stories and enough room for home offices and a guest room. Erin handled all the home inspections and walk-throughs because Matt’s job kept him on the road. But the house was perfect as-is.

Originally built in 1968, there was mention of a major renovation in the late ‘90s that took care of a lot of the flaws inherent in an old house. But the home inspector confirmed the house had good bones, and Erin verified everything was above-board and permitted, so when she and Matt closed escrow, they were confident they had their dream house.

Except for the ghost.

The first few weeks were calm. Then came the footsteps. Matt rationalized it as the house settling. But the first time Erin found all the kitchen cabinets and drawers opened, they knew they had a ghost.

The first time Matt was out of town and the ghost walked the length of the downstairs, Erin felt real fear. So, she leaned on her professional expertise. As a Director of Operational Excellence, Erin refused to call their new haunting “paranormal.” She didn’t even call it a ghost – it was an “unidentified variable in an otherwise stable system.”

Matt laughed the first time Erin referred to their haunting that way.

“That’s exactly what it is,” Erin said incredulously.

Matt caught his breath and kissed her forehead, “Dr. Keller, that’s exactly why I love you.”

She observed the problem rationally, studied the anomaly, and determined that while disruptive, it really wasn’t worth disrupting the entire system.

While Matt appreciated his wife’s approach to their haunting and ultimately agreed to treat it as a new live-in tenant, he also refused to call it an “anomaly” or “variable.”

He named it George.

The overhead lights illuminated a scene that froze Erin’s breath in her chest – the chairs and table that normally sat against the repaired wall and window were all pushed back against the cabinets and stove, deliberately moved as far from the wall as the room allowed. All chairs except one, that is, which sat alone, its back against the newly finished wall facing them. Erin swallowed hard as she noticed the depression on the cushion of the chair. As they watched, the chair creaked as if under a weight.

“That isn’t George,” Matt said.

And then the lights went out.

Matt’s brain bypassed fight or flight and went straight to freeze. In the darkness next to him he heard a deep sigh.

It was Erin. “Well,” her words were calm and measured, “this is a deviation from the established behavioral baseline.” She clicked the light on, took in the scene again, and then turned and went back up to bed.

“Erin?” Matt caught up with her on the stairs. “Are you okay?”

Erin stopped, “No, honey, I’m pissed and a little terrified. But neither is going to solve anything tonight. I’m going to put in my earplugs, put on my eye mask and salvage what I can of the rest of this evening. I have a meeting at nine, and the shuttle for your flight is at ten.”

Matt nodded at his wife. “You’re right. You’re right…”

Before she climbed back into bed, Erin went to use the bathroom and found all the cabinets and drawers open. “Huh,” was all she said.

“How’s Nashville?”

“Oh, you know, country music, bachelorette parties, and a lot of fried food.”

“So, you’re having a good time?”

Matt laughed, “When I get out of the conference center, sure. One of our crates coming from Munich was caught in customs, so we set up what we could but we’re hoping we can finish in the morning.”

“That sucks,” Erin said as she ate her take-out curry. A door slammed violently nearby.

“What was that?”

Erin took another bite, “Our new anomaly.”

“Oh, Norman.”

“You’ve named it Norman?”

“You said you thought this might be related to the fact this ghost didn’t appear until after that wall – the only wall left standing from the original 1968 house – was renovated. And I figured no one named Norman was ever cool in the 1960s.”

Erin laughed, “I love you, honey.”

“How is George handling things?”

“He seems to have retreated upstairs – there was the bathroom thing the other night and then I walked by your office upstairs and he’d opened all the drawers on your desk.”

“Huh,” Matt said. “What door did Norman just slam?”

“He didn’t.”

“Come again?”

“That’s the new twist – doors are slamming that don’t exist. Two lights on the same switch, and only one of them goes out. Flip the switch and they both come back. Footsteps are going through walls… I think it’s related to the renovation in the ‘90s, but I’m not exactly sure how. I’m having lunch with Kimmy tomorrow and I’m going to run it by her.”

“Oh, yeah, she’s an architect, right?”

“Historic preservation architect,” Erin corrected. “We had our monthly catch-up lunch scheduled anyway, I figured I’d run this by her and see if she had any ideas.”

“Good call, Dr. Keller.”

“Thank you, Mr. Keller,” Erin smiled through the phone connection.

Kim rolled her eyes. “You can call it a ghost, Cal.”

Erin scowled, “And you can call me Erin.”

“I’m preserving your history, Ms. Callahan,” Kim smirked.

“You just still hate that I went to Berkeley for grad school.”

“You bleed Cardinal Red, my dear Cal,” she smiled. “And you’re doing an amazing job of deflecting right now.”

“Fine, Kimmy,” she emphasized the nickname. “The second ghost is starting to get violent.”

“How so?” Kim’s demeanor turned serious.

“This morning I was pushed on the stairs.”

“You didn’t fall, though?”

Erin shook her head. “No, caught me off guard, but… it feels like an escalation.”

Kim nodded slowly. “And you think I can help?”

“I don’t know,” Erin looked around before pulling rolled up blueprints out of her bag and spreading them out on the white tablecloth over their place settings.

“You brought blueprints, Cal?” Kim said as she took her reading glasses out of her purse.

“This is the floor plan from the original 1968 house.”

“Okay…”

“And these are the renovation plans from ’96.”

Kim scowled. “That’s a different house…”

“You’d think, right?” Erin pointed to a section outlined in yellow highlighter. “That’s the south wall – the only wall they kept during the renovation.”

“One-wall teardown?” Kim said with disgust. “Vultures…”

“From a preservation standpoint, I agree. But I like my second story and extra bedrooms.” She held her hands up defensively, “I didn’t build it, I just bought it.”

Kim shifted back to the blueprints and frowned in concentration. After a long moment she pointed to the stairs on the ’96 sheet, “You say you were pushed on the stairs. Where exactly?”

“Near the bottom – there,” Erin pointed just a few steps before the bottom. “Does that matter?”

“It might,” Kim nodded slowly. “Look at the circulation in the original house. This was the main hallway.” She traced it on the ’68 drawings with her finger. “And here’s where the new stairs cut across it. If your hypothesis is right and the ghost remembers the original house, then the path where you keep hearing those footsteps crosses right here.” 

Erin looked between the two drawings. “Where I was standing.” 

“Exactly. Maybe you weren’t pushed as provocation. Maybe you were just in the way.”

“Honey, I’m home,” Matt said as he dragged his roller bag into the foyer.

“I love it when you say it like that,” Erin smiled, coming down the stairs. She paused for a moment before coming all the way down then hurried down and kissed her husband.

“What’s with the pause on the stairs?” he said after the kiss. Then added, looking around, “Did you rearrange the furniture?”

“Some of it,” Erin confirmed releasing her husband and moving to the stairs. “I think I figured out Norman’s issues and how to mitigate them.”

“…Okay,” Matt looked skeptical.

“Norman is moving through the 1968 house. We have things in his way. That’s why he pushed me on the stairs…”

“Wait, he pushed you on the stairs?” Matt said, a note of concern in his voice.

“I didn’t mention that?” Erin gave her best innocent look. “I probably didn’t want you to worry…”

“Well, I’m worried.”

“That’s the pause,” she pointed right and left of the stairs. “The original hallway came right through here. Norman is just following the original circulation pattern.”

“Circulation pattern…” Matt nodded.

“Like, here,” Erin moved into the dining room. “This hutch was right in the path as well – that’s why he started breaking dishes. He didn’t mean to, he just bumped the hutch and the dishes fell. I moved it a few feet this way and haven’t lost a dish yet.”

“You… didn’t mention the dishes either.”

Erin moved to Matt and put her arms around him. “You were three time zones away. If I told you everything you would have worried and couldn’t have done anything.”

“Yes, but…”

“…But nothing. I stabilized the system. There are still footsteps and doors closing, but we’re back to livable.”

“You, me, and our two ghosts,” Matt laughed nervously.

“George and Norman,” Erin confirmed.

Erin woke up suddenly. Nothing had woken her…

She held her breath and listened, really paying attention to every sound – Matt’s little snory-snores… but that was it. The house was silent. She listened longer… Footsteps… Upstairs… Down the hallway.

“Do you hear that?” Matt whispered.

Erin put her hand on his shoulder in silent acknowledgement.

They listened as the footsteps slowly, cautiously, started down the stairs one at a time.

“I think George is going back downstairs,” Erin whispered with a smile.

31 Ghosts — Two Double Beds

Made it to DC! Unfortunately, after traveling all day (…and losing three hours…), I’m just wiped out. So, we’re keeping it short again today. And, for the record, there’s only one bed in this room…

When I travel for work, I really don’t care whether the room has a queen bed, or two doubles – it’s just me in the room, so if there’s a second bed there then it’s likely just a place for my suitcase to go. So when I checked into the Grandwell Capitol Gateway it was after ten at night. By the time I got to my room, I didn’t think about the fact that there were two double beds. It was late already and I opened my suitcase on the couch to get my sleep clothes and then just crashed in the left bed.

When my alarm went off the next morning, I noticed the covers were pulled back on the second bed. I frowned wondering whether the housekeeping services had cut corners on making that second bed… but I would have sworn both beds were made exactly the same.

I got back to my room late after we had a work networking dinner with clients and was pleased to see both beds were made exactly the same. The next morning, though, not only were the covers pulled back, but they looked rumpled – just as rumpled as my own slept-in bed. I went directly to the front door and inspected the deadlock and privacy lock – both locked from within. I stared at the unkempt bed with a frown and fought the urge to think there was something supernatural going on – but how do you explain it?

Another conference day, another networking mixer. Just like the previous day, housekeeping had made both beds perfectly. This time I put a piece of tape across the inside of the door after engaging the deadbolt and privacy lock. I even went so far as to put my closed checked luggage on the bed.

I wasn’t exactly smiling when I climbed into my bed, but I was at least secure in the knowledge that no one would get in or get into that bed without alerting me.

So, when I awoke just after three in the morning, I chalked it up to the noisy air conditioner coming on.

And then I felt the covers on the far side of my bed slowly get pulled back and felt weight on the mattress.