31 Ghosts – Dead Chat – Think, dude, think!

Incoming Chat from: Dave@tandtengineering.com

Hi, this is Cameron. How can I help you?

Cameron? How are you still doing live chats – I’d heard you died. Is this someone pretending to be Cameron because that’s really sick. I know he was the best live chat person on here but come on! Some respect!

Hi Dave, no, it’s still me, Cameron.

But… you died. Right? That wasn’t just a nasty rumor your coworkers were spreading?

Well, yes, I did die, but…

Wait… I’m chatting with a dead guy? You’re a ghost?

I mean, sure, if you want to be technical…

You died. And you’re still working at Initech?

Yep. Woke up, went to my computer, logged on, and here I am.

You’re in hell. You realize that, right?

Old habits die hard, I guess.

Ooh, that’s bad.

Too soon?

You’re the dead one. You tell me?

I mean… it could be worse, right? At least this is work from… well, not home anymore I guess… work from grave?

Dude, that’s messed up. Hell.

There’s no fire or cloven-hooved demons with horns and pitchforks. Can we really call this hell?

Wait until you don’t get a paycheck.

Crap. I hadn’t thought about that.

What’s your plan, man? I mean… you’re dead and still working. What’s, like, your end game?

I… I don’t know.

Can you get out of there? I mean, you’re logged on… can you do some, like, ghost surfing the web?

Let me try. BRB…

OMG, that worked!

You so went to porn sites, didn’t you?

No… I totally didn’t. But, uh, I’m not sticking around here.

Wait! Quick question, man: How do I reset the time codex master?

In the primary window?

Yeah.

File → Preferences → Primary display → codex, choose the tab for “Master” then make sure “retain settings” isn’t checked and then hit “reset.”

Jesus, that’s not intuitive. They need to make that clearer!

Not my problem! I’m dead and out of here!

Hey, Cameron?

Yeah?

Thanks. And good luck in the afterlife!

Thanks Dave! Thanks a lot.

And if you happen into the database of the credit bureaus…

You got it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, this Live Chat is, like me, going to be dead.