Five Things This Week: 2021, week 19

The Teeny, Tiny Scientific Screwup That Helped Covid Kill
Wired
In the field of epidemiology the line between what constitutes droplets and an aerosol is 5 microns. Larger than 5 microns and it’s a droplet, and droplets don’t travel far. The Corona virus is larger than 5 microns and, therefore, wasn’t originally considered an aerosol, despite growing evidence to the contrary. In order to upend decades of this droplet/aerosol dichotomy — and, more importantly, slow the spread of the disease — scientists first had to figure out where the 5 micron definition came from.

The Case Against the Eagles
The Ringer
This does a nice job of explaining why, despite some objectively great songs, I really can’t stand the Eagles. I’ll admit, I’ve always liked Glen Fry, but I can’t speak to his character. I have, however, followed the, to be kind, irascible Don Henley. He’s an asshole. I’ll just put that out there. Which is sad because his songs are amazing. Aside from the Eagles you’ve got tracks like “End of The Innocence,” “Boys of Summer,” “Heart of the Matter” … But, wow, is he an asshole. Really, if you’re looking for the biggest jerks who make amazing music it’d be a fistfight between Don Henley and Van Morrison. And what’s tough is you see people bagging on nice artists all the time – folks clowning on Billy Joel, or Phil Collins. Sure, they can be fussy, but on most day’s they’re fine people. The Eagles in general and Don Henley in particular? Let’s just say I wouldn’t invite them to my party because they’d probably pee in the punch.

Has an Old Soviet Mystery at Last Been Solved?
The New Yorker
Have you heard of the Dyatlov pass incident? 1959 a group of nine young, experienced outdoors-people set off into the wilds of Siberia only to die mysteriously in the night – skull damage, major chest trauma, missing tongues and eyes, hypothermia. It’s nasty – and kind of spooky – stuff. Many theories have been put forth from the natural (avalanche) to the paranormal (Yeti, or, possibly, UFOs), to the conspiratorial (USSR weapons test gone awry, CIA/KGB meeting gone awry). I read Donnie Eichar’s detailed book Dead Mountain: The Untold True Story of the Dyatlov Pass Incident which concludes the wind across the mountain blew in a particular way that created infra-sound that terrified the hikers into fleeing. This article dismisses that theory in favor of a sort-of avalanche. It’s a good read and the explanation makes a lot of sense, even if many (most?) people involved still aren’t buying it.

Narcos and necromancy: Turf wars and black magic in Colombia
Telegraph UK
This story is as fascinating as it is disturbing. At this point I’m surprised anything can surprise me with these Narco cartels – from homemade submarines (there’s even a Netflix movie, “Narco Sub”!), to Narco hippos, it’s a macabre kind of crazy ingenuity and excess. But going to witches for an edge? You know, it’s not the strangest thing in the world…

“Electric” 
Katy Perry
That last Thing was pretty dark. Here’s your palette cleanser: this track and video dropped today and, people… people…. It’s Katy Perry. And Pikachu. KATY PERRY AND ARGUABLY THE MVP OF THE POKEMON FRANCHISE. Okay, okay, so does this track belong in the Katy Perry Pantheon of Bangers. No, no it does not. Does it pop? Yes, it still pops. Oh, and it’s got Pikachu in the video. Yes, I’m going to keep repeating Pikachu is in the video until you click on one of these damn links and go watch it on YouTube! Now go! It’s adorable. It’ll make you smile. Go!

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The Mitchells vs. The MachinesNetflixI don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in a long time. Just a really well-executed movie across the board. Seriously, drop what you’re doing and go watch it. I’ll wait… 
See! I was right!


Into the Mystical and Inexplicable World of Dowsing
Outside Magazine
In high school I worked on a maintenance crew out at Shoreline park in Mountain View. We planted trees, built retaining walls, installed fencing. One cold morning a contractor showed up with auger attached to the back of his Jeep to drill holes for fence posts along one of the overflow lots for Shoreline Amphitheater next door. Our supervisor got told him where we wanted to drill and the man took out two bent welding rods and proceeded to dowse the drilling spot to determine whether he’d hit anything. 17-year-old paranomal-obsessed Jordy was gobsmacked and pumped the guy for details about what dowsing. He said he does it before every dig just to be safe. He pointed out that back in 1985 when he was hired to drill for extra fencing around Stanford stadium in preparation for the Superbowl that year he told the foreman he couldn’t drill at the indicated site because there was an electrical run underground. The foreman insisted, saying the electrical run was safely a few feet away. The guy shrugged and drilled and hit a power line that blacked out the entire block.
This story reminded me of that guy. Science says dowsing isn’t real. I know what I saw – on that hillside he correctly located a gas line safely ten yards away from the proposed fence line. It wasn’t marked on the ground, but our supervisor verified it against a map later. Cool stuff.

How The Pentagon Started Taking UFOs Seriously
The New Yorker
Wow, first dowsing, now UFOs… Didn’t expect this to get all paranormal themed! A really well written article about, well, how the pentagon started taking UFOs seriously. It’s grounded in real people and no one is written off as crazy. UFOs may or may not be from across the galaxy, but it’s worth looking in to at least.

The Bad Batch
Disney+
Okay, I’ll be honest, this was the Star Wars series I didn’t think I needed. I mean, I’ve watched all of Clone Wars – even the continuation that came out last year (where the Bad Batch were introduced). I’ve watched all of Rebels. I even tried to get through Resistance – and maybe that was it. Maybe that was when I felt I’d reached Peak Animated Star Wars. 
Well, I was wrong. Beginning in the Star Wars timeline right about act 3 of Revenge of the Sith, it picks up at a dramatic time that hasn’t been explored too much (at least in film or cartoons). First two episodes have dropped as of this writing and I’m all in!

Sam Pilgrim
YouTube
“Sam Pilgrim (born 4 June 1990) is a professional freeride Mountain biker. Known for his missing tooth and his unique style of tricks, he gained international fame with his YouTube channel exposure under his name Sam Pilgrim in which he makes videos documenting his extreme stunts on various courses around the world. He is an FMB World Tour overall winner in 2013, becoming the first European athlete to win the competition since its establishment in 2010.”
That’s from his Wikipedia page. I went there after I watched too many videos on his YouTube page. 
Look, I know absolutely nothing about freeride mountain biking. But I know his videos are a lot of fun to watch. And he comes across as the nicest guy in the world. Seriously, this ridiculously talented guy has nothing but the kindest things to say about everyone else around him. It doesn’t matter it’s a mediocre trick — “That’s EPIC!” “Whoa, living the dream!” Go to his channel and watch a few of his videos. I think this was the first video I watched. Careful, it’s addictive.

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Reply All
Podcast
I swear I’ve written about the podcast Reply All before. I perused the page of Five Things and couldn’t find anything all the while cursing myself for not making a searchable index…
First, Reply All has been a first-rate, wonderfully enjoyable and informative show since its inception in 2014. On their website they have a quote from a review by The Guardian calling the show “‘A podcast about the internet’ that is actually an unfailingly original exploration of modern life and how to survive it.” That’s a perfect description.
Right now it’s at a major crossroads as it works its way out of a crisis. In short, a show started by two white guys on a new podcast platform founded by two other white guys has a serious problem in how addresses diversity. Doing exactly that to another company (Bon Apetit) held up a really unflattering mirror that’s caused one of the aforementioned show-founding white guys as well as a long-time reporter to resign and caused an existential crisis for the show.
The New York Times did a great piece on the controversy, and I encourage you to read that. After that, there’s a new episode (yay!) that talks about what’s happened and what’s happening. (That’s a Spotify link)
This has been one of my drop-everything-and-listen podcasts and it never let me down. What I find most fascinating about this controversy is that it happened at all – I think they could have swept it under the carpet and pushed on. But they didn’t. And as a result of the reckoning they have to rebuild from the foundation. That’s hard. That’s admirable. Change is one hell of a force and I’m really looking forward to what’s going to come next for them.

Like a Stone
Remember Sports
Their 2018 album, “Slow Buzz,” was my favorite album of that year and one I still go to if I want to turn the stereo up to eleven and sing along for 36 joyous minutes of power-pop. “Like a Stone” is the newest album from the Philadelphia-based band and it hits very differently. It’s not as rambunctious. It takes its time, but they still have great jangly melodies and slightly warbly vocals. The more I listen the more I’m enjoying it.

Nobody
The trailer had me hooked. Last Friday, Akilah and I were looking for a movie to watch and I wanted something with action that I didn’t want to think hard about. “Nobody” blew my expectations away. Let’s be clear: this is a violent action movie. Comparisons to the John Wick franchise are absolutely fair, and I’m not sure which has more violence. Bob Odenkirk is the titular “nobody” with a past. But it’s also got Christopher Lloyd as his dad! And RZA makes an appearance! It’s in theaters now (remember those? They’re still around and want you to come in — safely!) and rental at video on demand sites.

For Centuries, Big Sur Residents Have Seen ‘Dark Watchers’ In The Mountains
SF Gate
The title pretty much says it all. Dark watchers! In the Santa Lucia mountains! References to poet Robert Jeffers and patron saint of the area, John Steinbeck! What more do you want?! 
A few years back I followed the serpentine Nacimiento-Fergusson Road from King City to Big Sur through those mountains. At the time I remember there were some side roads that looked like they might be interesting. I might have to go back and keep my eyes out for those Watchers…

Bring a Trailer
Website
When I go to Target I bring a list, but I shop the whole store. I only buy what’s on my list, but I love looking at fun stuff I would never actually buy. Like this:

Or this:

Similarly, I’m not in the market for a car but my daily email from Bring A Trailer (BAT) is something I look forward to perusing every morning. The sheer variety of cars listed boggle the mind. Want some dream-worthy listings? How about a 27-Mile 2005 Ford GT? I’ve been drooling over this 1957 Porsche 356A Speedster myself. But they’ve also got things only a few people would pay attention to. This 1974 Honda CB360G motorcycle brought me back to my second motorcycle (also a 1974 Honda CB360, but the “T” model) and the walk-around video and start up… man I was 18 again for a moment.Nothing wrong with window shopping…