My evening walk takes me past an old cemetery. I know, I know – that’s like the perfect setup for a ghost story. But it’s not like that. I mean, yes, my walk takes me past an old cemetery, but it’s literally just along one edge of the cemetery. It’s not like I go through into the cemetery and walk among the gravestones.
Well, usually that’s the case.
For one, Noodles (my husky) will not go in the cemetery. Like, period. He flattens out like a Berkeley protestor and will not budge. But Noodles wasn’t with me tonight. If he had been, the creepy guy in the Chevy Malibu almost certainly wouldn’t have immediately turned around after passing me and drove past really slowly while looking at me.. and then turning around again…
Before you ask, yes, I have several ways to defend myself. When he first turned around my hand fell instinctively to the small pocket in my exercise shorts that held my mace. My other hand tightened around the Nightcore T4K flashlight that could deliver a 4,000-lumen burst of light that is quite disabling. I swallowed hard as he drove by and felt the chain around the kydex sheath concealing my Bastinelli PiKa Karambit knife that my dad taught me to very effectively use against a tree in our yard whose bark is extremely carved up as a result. So, yeah, when I use terms like “layered defense,” trust me that I have an idea what I’m talking about.
That said, best way to survive an encounter is to avoid it in the first place. So, when the Malibu made the second lazy U-turn, I hesitated for only a moment before turning and vaulting over the low stone wall surrounding the cemetery.
The tall trees that ran along the stone wall swallowed the light from the streetlights almost immediately, and I turned my flashlight on a much more sedate and useful light level, hurrying deeper into the cemetery to put as much distance between me and the creepy guy as possible. My vague plan was to cut through and come out the west side of the cemetery and pick up Oak Avenue which I could use to get home. That was the plan, at least.
But it was very dark, and the flashlight created eerie shadows among the pale gravestones. I was only about a hundred meters in before I started to lose my nerve and wonder if maybe testing my pepper spray might not have been the worst idea as the familiar warm concrete smell of the sidewalk gave way to the earthy smell of watered lawns – I could hear the distant chick-chick-chick of automated sprinklers in a far-off section of the cemetery. A nearby owl hoot-hooted, startling me. I hurried deeper into the cemetery.
I caught movement in my periphery and trained the beam of my flashlight in that direction – nothing. I kept moving only to hear the distinct sound of leaves underfoot from that same direction. I shone the light again. Again, nothing. I moved faster. The footsteps on dead leaves seemed to keep pace. I had almost sped up to a run now. I spotted another flashlight beam ahead in the distance, and as the steps behind me picked up their speed, I broke into a sprint towards the flashlight in the distance hoping it was some night watchman. I thought I heard the footsteps sprint after me, but I wasn’t certain – I wasn’t going to check. I ran at a breakneck speed towards the person with the flashlight.
The flashlight holder clearly heard my desperate footfalls and my own erratically moving flashlight beam. “Whoa, whoa there,” a female voice came from the flashlight holder.
“Oh my god,” I panted. “Thank god. There’s something following me..”
She trained her light behind me and increased the brightness. There among the gray and bone-white tombstones stood… a deer. Well, a buck. With a pretty nice set of antlers. It paused for a second as the light reflected in its eyes like, well, a deer in headlights, before turning his head and darting into the darkness.
“Well,” she laughed, “I think you’re safe from marauding deer now.”
Her laughter made my fear evaporate, replaced by embarrassment. “God, now I feel dumb…”
“You shouldn’t. It’s spooky as hell in here. Getting scared of an animal skulking in the dark just seems reasonable.” The silence around us pressed in before she added, “Hi, I’m Mara.”
I smiled in the darkness. “I’m Leah. Thanks for, well, for being here.”
She chuckled. “Just taking my nightly walk through here. What are you doing in here, Leah?”
“Ugh,” I sighed. “There was a creepy guy… I decided to cut through the cemetery to try to get away from him.”
“Holy shit, did he hurt you?”
“No,” I said quickly. “Nothing like that. He just drove by slowly, then again, then turned to come around again.”
“Jesus, that’s scary…”
“I mean… yeah…” we were quiet. As my heartrate slowed, I broke the silence, “You cut through here regularly?”
“Oh yeah, it’s my usual route.”
“You don’t find it scary? I mean there are terrifying deer in here and everything,” I said dramatically.
Mara laughed. “No, it’s peaceful. Well.. at least it’s usually peaceful.”
“Usually?”
“You were just terrified by a ruminant; I don’t want to add to your fears.”
“Oh, now you’ve got me intrigued.”
From the light of our flashlights I could see Mara sizing me up. “Yeah, well, this one time I ran into something a lot scarier than a buck.”
Maybe it was the company, but I felt less afraid. “Yeah? Go on…”
“I don’t know what it was. I was walking through in the middle of summer, so the sun had set and there was still just enough light for me to see an unusual statue on one of the mausoleums by the west entrance. I didn’t remember it being there before. A few steps in, I turned to look at it again and it was gone.”
“That’s… disconcerting.”
“Right? I told myself I just needed to get through, so I sped up. I passed the groundskeepers shed and heard a loud hissing. I had my flashlight,” she gestured to the light in her hand, “and shone it towards the sound…”
“And?”
“I saw… I don’t know. It was like a shadow that the light couldn’t penetrate. Pure darkness, just hovering there by the corner of the structure. Then burning red dots appeared, like it opened its eyes and looked at me.”
“Holy shit,” I said.
“Yeah. I booked it.”
“Hell yeah, you did.”
“I got maybe thirty yards before it appeared directly in front of me, the darkness coalescing into the form of an enormous crow – like ten feet tall. It spread its gaping wings to engulf me. I skidded to a stop and bolted across the grass. I could hear it take flight, I thought I could feel the wind from its massive wings, but when I stole a glance over my shoulder I could just see the dark shape and fiery red eyes soaring after me.”
“Jesus…”
“Yeah, well, I probably shouldn’t have looked behind me as I ran across the grass because I tripped over one of those low grave stones and went down hard.”
I winced just thinking about it.
“My foot went numb – I don’t know if I sprained or broke my ankle, but it didn’t matter as that.. thing settled right in front of me. I scrambled backwards and I could see other shades moving in towards me from other directions. The main being floated closer, its eyes boring into me…” she trailed off into silence.
I waited a long moment for her to continue, but the silence hung heavy in the darkness. Finally, I couldn’t stand it and asked louder than I intended, “Well? How’d you escape that thing?”
My question startled Mara. “Oh? Oh, yeah. I didn’t. That was, what? Ten years ago? I’ve been here ever since.”
My blood froze in my veins as I staggered backwards, my flashlight pointing at Mara… through Mara, before I turned and ran for the exit.